It will even cook your breakfast! If the people over at Stuff.tv are to be believed (and why wouldn’t they be?), Microsoft is planning on beating themselves in the next-gen console war with the introduction of the Xbox 360 Ultimate.

Though I’m not saying it will make you fat. Just like knitting won’t reduce your Grandmother’s waist but may loosen the stiffness of her digits, the Wii might help you balance, but it certainly won’t drop your calories.

Got some new screens hot off the press for you here: Monster Madness EX for the Playstation 3. This is the first you will have seen of the game, and they look like they’ve got a sense of humour at least.

Can you get an Xbox 360 Cheaper than a Wii in the United Kingdom? Yes sir, and it can even be an Xbox 360 Arcade with a wireless controller, HDMI connection and five arcade games; PAC-MAN Championship Edition, Uno, Luxor 2, Boom Boom Rocket, and Feeding Frenzy.

Take-Two announced in a recent conference call that they intend to release more episodic content for the Xbox 360 version of Grand Theft Auto IV in 2009.